Funkulus

I Funkulus promise to Funk my Funk every day in every way to the best of my Funkablilty, not a weak Funk, not a bad Funk, but a open Funk from within. Take a Funkkick vibe and send it out in the atmosphere to Funk soldiers that blast every note with Funktasktick overtures of unbelieveable masterings givin
from that Funk Gods.I do swear to uphold all Funk rules and regulations set forth in the Funk manual of Funksters. Chapter 1 thur 5,000f, this I afirm.